WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your tights in a bunch? Spill the tea. We can't have you bottling it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a cuppa and you can spill us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explod